tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91661175481320163052011-06-07T23:41:35.756-07:00I am a doctor. I went to doctor school and I know doctor things.Dr. John Realdoctorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00717330681128774547noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9166117548132016305.post-17411767703707291422007-09-04T18:51:00.000-07:002007-09-04T18:58:20.382-07:00Dear Patients,<br /><br />Hello. My name is John Realdoctor. I am a doctor of things specializing in the way people get pregnant. In case you hadn't heard, there is more than one way to get pregnant. Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you're wife tells you she is pregnant even though you have not had intercourse with her for several months. You should not assume she is pregnant. She could have gotten pregnant, oh I don't know, maybe if some pregnant people sneezed on her at Wal-Mart. It's new doctor science that I just discovered so you probably won't find any other information about it. The government is trying to keep me from giving this information to you by sending spies to kill me. I will never post here again. I just wanted ot let you know that you CAN get pregnant by being sneezed on by pregnant women.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />John Realdoctor, M.D.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9166117548132016305-1741176770370729142?l=somerealdoctor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. John Realdoctorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00717330681128774547noreply@blogger.com3